Getting ready for a birthday dinner in the uni library bathroom cos I’m glam

people who apply for editorial positions without including any writing sample

r u serious

and I have to email them back asking for a sample

*chirp chirp chirp*

and I have to send them an email like “thank you for your application. due to a high volume of competitive applications, we could not offer you the position”
I’d rather write “dude wtf”

oradianto replied to your post: help I meant to head out to the library three…

*pokes

I’M GOING MOMMY hehe jokes thanks for the poke ❤ :3

also it’s pretty perfect that “lazy-flower” liked this

help I meant to head out to the library three hours ago

uglyrenaissancebabies:

Don’t worry, guys, I was a Caesarean section baby, and this is actually totally accurate. 

(via discardingimages)

holy shit

Bjork & PJ Harvey perform ‘Satisfaction’ | BRIT Awards 1994 

still in love with this, discovered it when I was seventeen
so sick of rock music being a sausagefest
men will never be as punk as women

who wants to form a punk band with me 

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)

ryanhatesthis:

journalists help people

a small wave of self loath began. I proceeded to watch the Bjork stalker vids, a video of a man committing suicide in a courtroom and an overdose video. why did I do that.

bocks:

im just so done w/ academia

me soon

bocks:

i guess i am sayin that when a woman calls me pretty beautiful i am soo happy and grateful and wowd
and when a man says it im like ur a confused lonely joker
please dont look at me again

how about you and Mehreen and I sit together and just tell each other we’re beautiful